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A very Merry Chuck Norris Christmas

I love Chuck Norris.  I love Chuck Norris-isms.  I love the fact that Chuck is such a good guy he let it appear as if Bruce Lee beat him in one of Bruce Lee’s movies.  I love the fact that Chuck is 73 years old but looks better than most people 3 decades his junior.

And I absolutely LOVE this commercial which wishes a Merry Christmas to all.


In case it doesn’t look familiar it is a response to Jean Claude Van Damme’s less awesome (but pretty good) Volvo commercial.


Merry Christmas and remember Chuck Norris sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake or suffer a roundhouse kick to the face.


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