Let’s Kickoff 2014 With A Little Humor

Let’s face it, 2013 was a little rough for America and her people.  Between the loss of privacy, Obamacare and dangerous gun control measures like the SAFE Act, lady liberty took a few shots to the chin.  With that in mind I figure the first article of the new year will have a few chuckles in it to lighten the mood and start the year on a spry step.

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In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he

had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital and was well known
among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid before I die,”
whispered the priest.

“I’ll see what I can do, Father”, replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and

waited for a response.

Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid would be delighted to
visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, “I don’t know why the
old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.”
Reid agreed that it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Obama’s hand in his
right hand and Reid’s hand in his left hand.. There was silence and a look
of serenity on the old priest’s face.. Finally President Obama spoke.
“Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to
be with you as you near the end?”

The old priest slowly replied, “I have always tried to pattern my life after
our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”

“Amen”, said Obama.

“Amen”, said Reid.

The old priest continued, “Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would
like to do the same.”


And finally, a little “funny cuz it’s true humor.”

Hopefully 2014 will be a little lighter and more prosperous for our country and our liberty than the previous year.  Here’s hoping!

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