Obama Administration Attempting To Murder the S’More

Most people who enjoy the outdoors have at one time or another found themselves around a campfire, toasting a marshmallow, ready to put that gooey orb of goodness upon a graham cracker and broken chocolate bar to create the American classic, a S’More.

But like most of the goodness in America, the Obama adminstration has once again taken measures to try and subvert and destroy what is good and replace it with what is acceptable to them.

Health Care, International Affairs, the notion that America should have a border etc. have all been turned upside down and broken by this current administration.  But the depravity of murdering the S’More is appalling.

No doubt being pressured by his “eat kale while I eat cake” plus sized wife, Obama has directed the US Forest Service to begin a campaign to bamboozle Americans changing the American campfire treat into something completely unrecognizable.

Before I get to the Obama Administrations bastardization of the S’More, let me point out that the most likely time you are going to eat a S’More is out in the woods around a campfire.  Basically, while other people are sitting on their butts getting fatter watching tv, S’More eaters are more likely to be hiking and camping in the woods and deserve a sweet snack before going to bed.

I guess the notion of doing anything other than taking million dollar vacations to international 5 star hotels for pampered spa days on the tax payers dime is a foreign notion to the plus sized first lady, but just because she sits on her ample behind all day and has trouble staying under 190 lbs doesn’t mean the rest of us need HER help in running OUR lives.

So…the S’More.

For National Roasted Marshmallow day (apparently that’s a thing, Aug 30th) the US Forest Service released some “suggestions” on how we should be eating S’Mores.

Their first heresy…get rid of the chocolate.

Grill thin slices of pineapple and substitute chocolate for the sweet, warm fruit. You will still get a tasty treat but by substituting with fruit, it is healthier – as long as you watch the amount of marshmallows used. 

I don’t mind pineapple or fruit in general…but that sounds disgusting.  Marshmallow and warm pineapple on a graham cracker?  Ugh.  Oh, and apparently don’t use too much marshmallow because BIG sister doesn’t think that’s appropriate.

Another way to limit the amount of marshmallows used is to substitute them with marshmallow crème, a spreadable version of marshmallows that helps you more easily regulate portion. 

But that’s not even the end of the madness.  The US Forest Service goes on to attack the graham cracker itself.

If you want to cut down even more on calories, try using slices of angel food cake instead of graham crackers. 

So let me get this straight.  Michelle Obama wants campers to eat a S’More that consists of marshmallow paste slapped on a warm piece of pineapple in between two pieces of angel food cake?

Whiskey tango foxtrot?

No wonder kids are going hungry instead of eating their government sanctioned school slop that is now being served thanks to Michelle Obama.

With an administration that thinks nothing in America is sacred, and a woman who was never once proud to be an American in the first 44 years of her life (until her husband was elected president) I should not be surprised that they will attack everything that is good or fun or pure in this land of ours.

And before the plus sized first lady starts dictating what people should be eating, perhaps she should drop 11 pounds ( ideal body weight for a large framed woman is between 155-176lbs) as she’s tipping the scale at a hefty 187lbs while still eating like this:

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So I guess stuffing your face with hamburgers, fries and ice cream is fine for YOU and YOUR family Mrs. Obama, but us lowly peons need YOU to tell US how to eat properly.

Yeah…I don’t think so.

Neither does this fiery little girl:



Molon Labe indeed.



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