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Morgan takes long walk off short Pier…thanks America

While not as historic or memorable as in 1776 or in 1812, American’s have decided to kick the British in the keister and send them packing.  Or rather in this case, ONE Brit who invaded the homes of a few people each night.

Piers Morgan, ranting lunatic of the gun control movement, has had his show sacked by CNN.  But it wasn’t the big wigs at CNN who sounded the death knell for Morgan’s show but rather the viewers who tired of hearing a pompous Brit duff rail about American culture and especially our viewpoints of the 2nd Amendment.

Plus, being a liar doesn’t help.

Morgan:  “If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me… I would… seriously consider deporting myself.”

I guess by being a wishy washy wanker about such things, Morgan defends himself saying he only “considered” deporting himself.

Well, now that his ratings are in the tank he doesn’t have to worry about that.

And despite his protests to the contrary it’s not because he’s BRITISH that we don’t like him:

I’m British, a breed of human being who burned down the White House in 1814 and had to be forcefully deported en masse, as no American will ever be allowed to forget – Special Relationship notwithstanding. It’s no exaggeration to say that America’s unique fondness for guns pretty much got cemented by hatred of us Brits and the War of Independence.

Yes, changing human history by being the first colony ever that tossed off the oppression of its mother country, doing so through force of arms did engender a special relationship between Americans and the right to keep and bear arms.  But Morgan’s notion that him being British has anything to do with his failure is laughable.

Remember Mr. Morgan, it was us Yanks with our crack shot country boys who bailed you out of a little thing called WWII. Growing up in a culture of guns makes us, as a people, more capable of standing up against dictators.

In fact, it makes us pretty used to standing up to anything…even if it’s a sniveling British whose all sixes and sevens.

But now that the few CNN watchers out there won’t be subjected to Morgan’s tirades anymore the question is what will he do now?  I don’t think he is very welcome back in England ever since he was fired and ridden out on a rail for trying to frame the British Military for Iraqi abuse by knowingly publishing fake pictures.  An act that led to heated retaliations that cost several British soldiers their lives.

You can read about THAT Morgan fiasco here: Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan has been sacked after the newspaper conceded photos of British soldiers abusing an Iraqi were fake.

So, a disgrace in his home country, a pariah here in the States, what is Piers Morgan to do?  I guess there’s always Canada.


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  • mark

    Morgan can you spell A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E attitude! It is your attitude that Americans didn’t like! So pack your bags and get out!

  • durabo

    Alfa, Mike-Foxtrot!

  • Deepizzaguy

    Maybe Piers will be working for MSNBC.

    • jon

      more likely al jazara !

  • MortarMan107

    This is the radical Left’s poster boy for LIARS. They actually condone this conduct as necessary for the success of their agenda.

  • Meathead

    There’s probably a spot for him on Iraq TV. Of course, he’d only be able to do the one show where his head is cut off, but look at the fame he would get with the Mudslimes (they just about own England anyway).

    • jayleigh

      Actually, probably not because i think all male babies in Muslim countries are issued grenades and AKs at birth and by age one are competent at using them (heh heh)! Piers is certainly peerless when it comes to stupidity. He obviously hasn’t checked out the stats on crime in London – banning guns has made that city one of the most dangerous and crime-ridden in Europe. Once the thugs realized that there were no guns to deter their heinous designs, they took over. Yet Piers still believes that banning guns = safety. uh huh, and i’ll sell him London Bridge and the Tower with it’s crowns and treasures. So, if he thinks its so wild and woolly, so utterly dangerous here because of all the legal guns, why is it he just threatens to “deport” himself? We’ll be thrilled to see “the back of him” as the Brits say!

  • Candyman101

    Or he could just go to hell.

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  • Sally

    English Muffins are only good when eaten with butter by Americans early in the morning before target practice at a Peirs Morgan poster….. Bye-Bye muffin head don’t fall off a pier waiting for a ship back to tea tote-n England, have a nice cup of earl gray on your way and stay far far away…….

  • Rob

    Aaaand, nothing of any value was lost.

    Who’s next?

  • jon

    ms morgan has the problem that most liberals have if they do not like what he other person has to say they keep trying to talk over them in the attempt to cover up and keep the other side of the story from getting out . because if they are the only big mouth braggarts allowed to speak then only the wrong side will be heard ! they also have a vary poor grasp of history in that they like to twist it to there misguided and undocumented slant !

  • dad666

    Feel sorry for wherever he goes, Maybe Hollywood will find something for him. Obozzo certainly miss his support.

  • icemancold

    WELL NOW:: Why would any one think that Canada would want the Pompus Brit Piers Morgan since Canada follows Brittish Rule?. Guess poor Piers Morgan is out of a home. Maybe he can find a deserted island and start a new country heck he could name it PIERS LAND. Be safe here as there are no guns to hunt food with live on bananas,coconuts and roots ALL ANTI GUN NUTS WELCOME.!!

  • Dan Snelson

    well he is unemployed doesn’t that mean he is now in violation of his work visa? 🙂

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